She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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