I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
this will be a night to untag.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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