I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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