I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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