so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
