after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
