Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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