You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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