She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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