vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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