Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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