ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Randomize
