I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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