that's an acceptable place to lick
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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