yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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