so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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