She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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