you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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