i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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