Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I could have mohawked her pubes.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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