If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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