i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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