And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
