Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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