the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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