Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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