He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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