What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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