You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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