I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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