U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My dick has a subreddit
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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