no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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