I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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