I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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