man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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