Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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