You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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