Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize