Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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