How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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