Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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