Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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