But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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