somebody snuck up and got me drunk
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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