Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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