Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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