my mouth tastes like poor choices
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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