? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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