Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
