brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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