There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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