Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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