It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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